The football match was in full swing, with the players darting across the green field like ants on a sugar high. The fans were on their feet, shouting and cheering, as if their lives depended on the outcome of the game. Suddenly, a player tripped and went tumbling to the ground, eliciting a collective gasp from the crowd. But instead of getting up, the player just lay there, rolling back and forth in fake agony. The ref came rushing over, ready to award a foul, but instead he burst out laughing. "What are you doing?" he asked the player. "I'm practicing my acting skills for when I become a Hollywood star," replied the player with a grin. The ref just shook his head and blew the whistle, signaling the player to get up and get back in the game. And so the match continued, filled with equal parts athleticism and absurdity.
